Xrated Xmas Xmages

*cheers go out to cody and anna for good food and good scanning!

we need a machine that destroys winter. maybe turns it into blondes holding beers with sunshine on their backs and stars in their eyes and passion on their breath and moonbeams emanating from their chests

and now...eternity...

before death is eternity after death is eternity

but jeers to your dusty fuckin scanner, Cody.