Monday, April 18, 2011

winter retrospective

Yay! Winters finally over! See you in the hell, Jack Frost!










Peanut says: "kiss my arse, winter!"









Wednesday, March 9, 2011

i don't want you, i want your blood

sad dog face


a wise man once said,  "it takes two to lie. me to lie, and you to listen..."

Bernat Mill. Uxbridge, MA. 




hair tastes great!


this is the instax camera that took these pictures. not the same one mind you, but a picture of one similar to this one

"meow, come back bianca"

come back, bianca...even basil misses you!
DJ mariette throwing down the beats

















Wednesday, February 9, 2011

get organizized? ha! maybe someday.

these are all leftover images i assume. having no real organization of what i have and haven't used, and being lazy...i'm just guessing at em, so yay!

this is what happens when a bomb goes off in a pond. tough to capture on a polaroid mind you because its going roughly 124 mph (from what i assume MUST be true cause its on wikipedia), but you can actually see the projectile in the upper right center of the frame right before it hits the water, and you can see that too.  a gray jet painted with a big red maple leaf flew over my aunts pond in rhode island and looked real shady, so i went out by the lake with my trusty camera and then after circling for a moment it tried to blow up her catamaran, but luckily missed by like seven feet. we tried contacting the canadian embassy, but no calls were ever returned...


my new favorite artist. a five year old girl named rachel.



beautiful bushwick in the summertime.      ah... summertime how i miss thee

em & so




taking polaroid photography into the action sports world. they all laughed at me on the course, but after a hard days shoot, i had this spectacularly funny to me image to show for it.  pictured is professional mountain biker steve somethingorother.

home is neither here nor there; home is within you or nowhere at all



Sunday, February 6, 2011

lips like sugar





yuko, the fox faced superhero


"where are your legs?"
"how the fuck should i know, dummy?"














like flowers, love too wilts. these flowers are long since dead.

sometimes good ideas only come when you're sitting atop a ladder


polaroids capture the fleeting moments of life in action. it doesn't stand still as in a digital image. time marches on

Thnxgvng. or justins birthday







Thursday, January 20, 2011

double XXXposures

happy belated thanksgiving. this turkey kiss is for you!

this was the day the rabbits took over the sky, and furry tails blotted out the sun....watership down

double city idea stolen from cody.   take that, sucka!

(fuck you, billyburg) when the brooklyn brewery has condos in it, it shall look like this...


bushwick is the new Paris...2011...




taking pictures in nyc transit systems constitutes terrorism. which is fucked up. for those of you out there keeping score, thats moral decency and reason- 0, extreme liberalism 1. thats right, some one had to say it. there's nothing but a bullshit political landscape out there with NO choice whatsoever. we mine as well be shooting our elected leaders as some people in AZ have already started. i don't really believe that, because we're not playing god, or electing gods for that matter, but really, its all a bunch of middle ground bullshit where no one gets anything that they want because people are pandering to one side or the other. so you say, thats the way of the world...but thats absolutely the weakest thing i have heard in days. lets pays higher taxes and enjoy socialized healthcare. yay! everyone likes healthcare, and this way, we'd really have it. what a fucking unique idea (thats been completely tried and true throughout europe) so yeah, get with the program retards...


the turkey was sooo big that we had to physically stretch the oven to accommodate it. 32 lbs i shit ye not

woodhull x2