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| did i mention that bees rub their genitals all over flowers to make them beautiful? |
now, we flash forward into the future to Fort Tilden, World War One fortress buried off the beaches of the Rockaways where two dashing explorers are...exploring i suppose. Not looking for treasure, but searching instead for graffiti (and the possible dead bum) and whatever else could be hidden beneath the sands.
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| lampooning our president? well i never |
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| if you weren't looking for a military installation, you wouldn't know its even there until you come right up on it. |
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| cody and i chased a troll into this building. i was peeing in the bushes, when all of a sudden an ugly little man ran by me . i quickly zipped up and took off after him, when i heard cody shriek like a schoolgirl, yelling something about a dirty midget trying to steal his bike. so i emerged from the bushes to see this thing tottering on the bike, but his legs wouldn't reach the pedals, so it was pretty sad, if not completely futile. i made a hissing sound that i use on the cats when i want them to do stop doing what they're doing, and it worked for the little dude too. regardless, cody hit him in the head with a pinecone and the troll took of into the woods, and then seemed to disappear into the back of the fireplace that was in this building. quite a rollicking adventure if i do say so meself |
Fin.
